Just McDonalds Things

Jenni. 17. Coffee. Cats. Sweaters. Writing. Free!. Attack on Titan. Kuroko no Basket. Haikyuu!. Love Stage. Ouran High School Host Club. Supernatural. American Horror Story.

If you ever need advice, someone to talk to and/or just want someone to listen, my ask box is always open.
(yes i work at mcdonalds)


gayuranus:

emotes that sound like what they mean

  • uwu
  • ono
  • vuv
  • ouo
  • owo

(Source: distractors, via 50shadesofsexyereri)




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lookatmytitle:

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

You mean I shoved that ps3 up my ass for nothing

(via seance-ay)




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iguanamouth:

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(via hexenschwester)




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superpits:

this is my favorite thing that i’ve ever seen in a teen magazine

superpits:

this is my favorite thing that i’ve ever seen in a teen magazine

(via thats-so-meme)




diehardsneverdie:

hell yeah i’m a dick, girl

addicted to you

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(Source: patricksmiles, via seance-ay)




animewolf112:

"Leave the rain with yesterday, so we can chase the brighter days"

(via rubidium118)




ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

(via i-can-not-words)




itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns




giandujakiss:

onelostsoulswiminginafishbowl:

sparky-sparkerson:

cptfantasy:

Housecat meets bobcat

“why are you trapped in there, tiny orange bobcat”

omg the kitty knocking on the window

ive seen this a few times and it’s just the most adorable thing in the universe so i must reblog in case anyone has missed it

(via 221bitssmallerontheoutside)




natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

(via gentlecollapsing)




ricardology:

He cold as hell for this.

ricardology:

He cold as hell for this.

(via pagingme)




Anonymous asked: So, do you have crush on any fictional character who has NOT killed a man?

the-pietriarchy:




zuriya:

I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.

(via gentlecollapsing)




itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 




niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

(via cool-offspring)