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can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Right: How Armin sees Eren
"Girls are stupid"
“THAT’S SEXIST!!!! YOU PIG!!!!!!!
"Boys are stupid"
“Hahaha that’s so true!!”
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
i…saw this gif on my dash and…. my hand slipped
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
oh my god
it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something
who the fuck is that
shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)
the second gif lmao
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
me after I reincarnate
when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u
… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody
u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…